Has Uncle Sam Ashcroft's Justice Department asked for a record of your abortions? Has Uncle Sam Ashcroft's Justice Department asked you to give up your dual citizenship in a country other than the United States? Has Uncle Sam Ashcroft's Justice Department sought records of campus political groups and gotten a court order barring administrators from speaking about the matter? Self-respecting American citizens will resist! Keep your clammy, prying bureaucratic nose out of our lives!