What do the Adelphi University, Boston University, and the New York Stock Exchange have in common? Well, they're all non-profits, for one thing, and they coddle scam artists at their helm, for another. And then, once they've been caught at it, they staff their philosophy departments with these shysters at handsome bennies. You could hire a small faculty for what these guys take down in a year. Margaret Soltan at University Diaries puts the pieces together and it's not a pretty puzzle.