> Question: How do monkeys settle a disagreement?
> Answer: They fling turds at each >other until exhaustion and the last >one standing wins. The outcome is >never determined by the merit of an >argument but by pungency, volume, and >density of the turds as well as the >accuracy by which they are thrown.
>Question: How do historians settle a disagreement?
>Answer: Exactly the same way! Except >their turds are circular reasoning, >non-sequiturs, and arguments ad >hominem.
>Except for slight differences in the >ammunition, historians cannot be >distinguished from monkeys and, >therefore, ARE monkeys.
It is just too funny and thanks to the HCF for making it even more so. Now if Michelle Malkin is admittedly not a historian then why are these turds being slung?
by Murray B on August 17, 2005 at 6:09 PM