So Who the Hell Is India?

SOME OF INDIA'S REVELATIONS
GEORGE W. BUSH
His favorite pastimes: reading (listed first), jogging, fishing, watching baseball games.
His favorite teacher: Coach Jones
His favorite subject in school: history.
His favorite ice cream flavor: pralines and cream.
He has three pets: Spotty, Barney, and India.
DICK CHENEY
(That's him fishing.)
His favorite ice cream flavor: vanilla.
His favorite subject in school: history.
He doesn't own a pet.
Now you know.